You didn’t ask for this. Nobody did. I made it anyway.
Classic scene: it buzzes. It lands. It leaves. It comes back. You grab a swatter, newspaper, slipper, book, or electric racket — whack. Then the important part: you open the app and log history. Because “kinda annoying” is not a scientific unit.
Log the kill
For every fly you can record:
- Annoyance from 0 to 10, in half-steps — because “kinda annoying” is not precise enough
- Size — from fruit-fly microscopic to giant threat to humanity
- Weapon of household justice — eight options in the arsenal
- Aftermath — clean kill, splatter, wet stain, or cartoon dismemberment. No realism. This is a diary of absurdity, not a gore simulator.
History will remember. Mostly you will.
What you get
- Unlimited kill logging — no cloud, no account, no lectures
- Annoyance scoring — petty, precise, deeply unnecessary
- Stats & history — total kills, average Annoyance, favorite weapon
- Achievements — milestones for dedication you will never admit to friends
- Ranks — climb from Novice Swatter toward The Fly Apocalypse (premium unlocks the full ladder)
This is not
- A real pest-control tool
- A violence simulator
- Therapy (but it might feel adjacent)
- A serious product for serious people
It’s a cartoon diary of petty justice. The flies started it.
Fly Reaper — Tap +. Rate the buzz. Reap.